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Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU want control of our Naval bases

Not an April fools I can assure you.  A recent report commissioned by the European Union aims to take control of OUR Naval bases.  Another misplaced military ambition from Brussels.

Read more here: http://tinyurl.com/dxwmo6


Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU tracking your car journeys!

The Daily Mail had an interesting article today.  In essence another EU project to take away your liberties and track every move you make.  Disgraceful!

http://tinyurl.com/c5nm4v


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Biofuel policy target

To grow the crops needed to meet the EU’s biofuels policy target, costing up to £50 billion by 2020, it would require all the farmland the EU currently uses to grow food, at a time when world food prices are soaring.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Call that an Island?

There are EU laws on what legally constitutes an island- anything with a bridge to it is not an island, nor is it an island if it is less than 1km from the mainland, it is not an island if it has less than 50 permanent residents or if it contains an EU capital city.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU directives on the loudness of lawnmowers

There are three seperate EU directives on the loudness of lawnmowers.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Dont cross unless the green man is the correct shade of green!

There are EU regulations on the green-ness of the person on the pedestrian crossing lights.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Juniper oil regulated by EU

All medicinal substances which have a physiological action have to be licensed under EU laws. Juniper oil has a physiological action - yet if you have three or four non-medicinal gins in the pub, you’d get more juniper oil than you would when taking a herbal remedy.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Sorry Sir your Kiwi is too small

Bristol market trader Tim Down, 53, was forced to bin 5000 kiwi fruits worth  £1,000 because they were 1mm smaller than EU rules allow. He was forbidden from even giving away the perfectly healthy fruit.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Jobless Eastern Europeans can still claim the dole

Jobless Eastern Europeans can still claim the dole in the UK because an
EU directive says that provided an unemployed worker is seeking a job in their homeland, they can continue to be paid benefits by the country where they were laid off.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU fish quotas, yet another waste!

Almost a million tonnes of fish are discarded in the North Sea every year as a result of EU fish quotas, with around 100,000 tonnes worth £40 million dumped by Scottish boats



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