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Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Farmer Giles banned from using combine harvester

An EU law bans British farmers from using their combine harvesters on wet soil


Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Romania full of horses

Hundreds of unwanted horses have been left to roam the streets and parks of Romania’s major cities after an EU law which bans horse-drawn carts from main roads.


Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU law could force 3,000 more post office to close

The Post Office spent £1 billion on setting up payments for pensions and other benefits which provide sub-postmasters with 12% of their income. Under EU law, this service must now be put out to tender, and the likelihood of losing the contract will mean the closure of another 3,000 branches in 2010.


Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU Controlling the radio waves

A control of radio wavelengths directive from the EU has meant that one of Britain’s most admired charities, the Royal National Lifeboat Institution was asked to increase its annual payment for using a dedicated radio wavelength from ¬£38,000 to ¬£260,000.


Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU want control of our Naval bases

Not an April fools I can assure you.  A recent report commissioned by the European Union aims to take control of OUR Naval bases.  Another misplaced military ambition from Brussels.

Read more here: http://tinyurl.com/dxwmo6


Posted on April 1, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU tracking your car journeys!

The Daily Mail had an interesting article today.  In essence another EU project to take away your liberties and track every move you make.  Disgraceful!

http://tinyurl.com/c5nm4v


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Biofuel policy target

To grow the crops needed to meet the EU’s biofuels policy target, costing up to £50 billion by 2020, it would require all the farmland the EU currently uses to grow food, at a time when world food prices are soaring.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Call that an Island?

There are EU laws on what legally constitutes an island- anything with a bridge to it is not an island, nor is it an island if it is less than 1km from the mainland, it is not an island if it has less than 50 permanent residents or if it contains an EU capital city.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

EU directives on the loudness of lawnmowers

There are three seperate EU directives on the loudness of lawnmowers.


Posted on March 31, 2009 - by AbsurdEU

Dont cross unless the green man is the correct shade of green!

There are EU regulations on the green-ness of the person on the pedestrian crossing lights.



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